May 2013
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heartcramp:
Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.
But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be...
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“What does your mom do at the Ministry of Magic, anyway?” “She works in the most...”
– Harriet Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (Book 2 of The Gender-Swap Harry Potter Project)
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Watchlindsaychrist:
mewtwerk:
psychological torture feat. tyra banks
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captain-kirks-perfect-hair:
omgtsn:
nugger
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rockpapertheodore:
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cerberusdad:
i like the word partners because no one can tell if you’re dating or if you’re in a buddy cop movie
oddly enough, no one can tell if Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are dating or in a buddy cop movie.
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thedramaticsneeze:
hoshigumayuugi:
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
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mattbellamysfolds:
“if i’m a person of color, i’m allowed to hate white people!!!!’
“if i’m gay, i’m allowed to hate straight people!!!!”
“if i’m a woman, i’m allowed to hate men!!!”
“if i’m trans*, i’m allowed to hate cis people!!!”
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rexuality:
the brave little toaster more like this movie is fucked up as shit?????
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kapooyah:
bellabracha:
what even IS american culture
it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value
i don’t get it
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damespock:
ussawesome:
i am expressing multiple attitudes simultaneously sir to which are you referring
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Person in book: I'm not pretty. I'm average looking. People never really notice me.
Person in book: he's unattractive but has got beautiful eyes
Movie industry: no, we're hiring supermodels
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“For a split second, Aunt Veruca stood framed in the doorway; then she let out a...”
– Harriet Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (Book 2 of The Gender-Swap Harry Potter Project)
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“Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone...”
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When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.
It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry...
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hawkeyedriza:
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nannajane:
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
you can’t repeat the past
can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.
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“But Harriet — what if You-Know-Who’s with her?”
“Well — I was lucky once,...”
– Harriet Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (Book 1 of The Gender-Swap Harry Potter Project)
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“Devil’s Snare, Devil’s Snare… what did Professor Sprout say? — it likes the dark...”
– Harriet Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (Book 1 of The Gender-Swap Harry Potter Project)
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“I won’t let you do it,” she said, hurrying to stand in front of the portrait...”
– Harriet Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (Book 1 of The Gender-Swap Harry Potter Project)
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satans-fabulous-blog:
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brightredkettle:
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
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white people: I don't see color
white people: What do you mean The Human Torch might be black!?!? Guess black panther should be white to be fair!!!
white people: Rue's black?!?! But she's supposed to be delicate and innocent! No way. Totally protesting the movie, stick to the book! It's was in the book? Well i must of skipped it!
white people: So what Lavender Brown got turned white when she got an important part of the movies? They picked the best actress for the job.
white people: Water Tribe totally aren't dark skinned enough to NOT have white people be them. Evil doers? Yeah they totally dark skin Fire nation.
white people: Bakedbeanpie Cumstain is the best Khan! It doesn't matter if he is white!
white people: Prince of Persia? More like a white guy with tan!
white people: Race tots dont matter.
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just-laff:
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if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
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rupindre:
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rupindre:
My dad has 84 pairs of socks
why did you count the amount of pairs of socks that your dad has
I didn’t count, he did, then he came downstairs and announced it to the entire family
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starksexual:
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
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