Reasons to be vegetarian.
Reasons to eat all the little fuckers so they don’t take over the world.
Reasons to eat a three year old
my mom once told me there are 40 years old men out on the internet pretending to be 16 years old girls just to kidnap and rape me
she never told me about the 16 years old girls who wants to kidnap and rape 40 years old men
(via cannibal-loki)
Tarzan discovers the Hakuna Matata lifestyle.
- mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
- me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
- mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
- me:
- mom:
- me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
- me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
- me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
- mom:
- me:
- mom: this isn't normal
my mom came into my room and was all
hey I just downloaded Clocks by Coldplay, it sounds awesome
and this is what she downloaded…just listen to it
LOL. OH MY GOD.
im cyrin;g
THIS IS GOING ON MY IPOD RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD HHAHAHAHAHAH
I’m so… I’m so confused…
yES THIS IS PERFECT
WHAT JUST HAPPENED
This is not funny
this is actually pretty good
I could dance to this for real
THIS IS ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD QWHTA
Hehehehe.
DEAD
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAH.
wow this
is actually really good oh my god

(via ponywithafez)
the mediocre gatsby
the decent wall of china
the ok depression
alright britain
The mildly interesting barrier reef
somewhat fulfilled expectations.
the plain ol’ unimpressive lakes
(via whoredtounderstand)
this is the saddest thing I’ve ever seen in my life
If I seriously saw that I would sit somewhere else, watch and wait casually.
If no one ever came
If he was getting ready to leave, disheartened and alone
I would run over and sit down and shout
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY!”
Continue to talk to him and eat with him, get to know eachother, ect.
I honestly would. I’m not shy with strangers at all, and I love making people happy like that.
(via loving-my-fandoms)
wow the once-ler wOW
why are you so cute
i don’t understand your face it’s just
oh my god how do you even exist how did they create something as adorable as you
did illumination entertainment have to sell their souls to make you this cute and endearing
did they
ok i quit i’m going to go cry and mail all of them thank you cards and brownies and cookies for what they’ve done
i qUIT
the year is 2012
sexy has disappeared once again
only one man can bring it back
(via thewhisperinmyear)
I… I just had to reblog this. oh gosh…
oh NO
THIS SONG MAKES ME WANT TO CRY
NOW ILL SING IT ALL DAY AT SCHOL TOMOROW FRICK U
Not gonna lie I was really hoping this would be the song.
cosmo tip #250
invite his elementary school bully over for a sexy threesome











