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*sing-song voice* GUESS WHAT I JUST BOUGHT?

totoislostinoz:

carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:

“What house?”
“Montague!”
“whAT HOUSE?”
“MONTAGUE”
“WHAT HOUSE?????”
“MONTAGUE!!”
“MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!”

The fact that someone else thinks he looks like Zac Efron makes me so happy.

totoislostinoz:

carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:

“What house?”

“Montague!”

“whAT HOUSE?”

“MONTAGUE”

“WHAT HOUSE?????”

“MONTAGUE!!”

“MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!”

The fact that someone else thinks he looks like Zac Efron makes me so happy.

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antst00fs:

I can’t believe the soda company from Hey Arnold bought Tumblr

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delusioninabox:

Daily #226! I really liked the romance — I mean friendship — between Spock and Kirk, but it would have been nice if they had done more with Uhura other than remembering she existed everyone once in a while.

the-lighted-being:

Feminism for Dudes: Misandry is Real (ly funny) - SuperHelpfulAdvice

Dude, you rock.

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In one 1962 survey roughly 90 percent of White people believed Black children had an equally fair opportunity to get a quality education as White children. Wise recognizes that White Americans’ lack of awareness—and denial about the extent of racial inequality in America—is dated, calling it “borderline delusional”.

(Unpacking the Snowflake - Kevin M. Hemer)

In 1962—  before Civil Rights legislation, when Black people were literally having their houses bombed for moving into white neighborhoods, and Black neighborhoods were being bombed in entirety for having nice houses, white people were literally releasing dogs on Black children (my parents) for walking to school, Black children and teenagers were literally leaving school to protest and then being arrested for demanding to be treated equally, police commissioners were driving through Black neighborhoods in tanks to instill fear in them for wanting to be treated equally, everything was separate with Black people getting the shittier end, they literally had lower education standards for Black schools and Black people were still getting lynched and the KKK was strong—

White people when surveyed said “there is equal opportunity“… So don’t think it’s weird that 93% or so of white people still think “there is equal opportunity” today. They’ve literally always been wrong and still are.

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This post isn’t about welfare, but it beautifully illustrates a point I’ve been making (or trying to make) since I started this blog:

Privileged people do not understand the realities of people who lack their privilege.

White people assume PoC have the same education and job opportunities.

People with permanent addresses assume homeless people can just fill out an application for McDonalds or Burger King, be hired, and immediately use their paychecks to secure housing.

People who don’t receive welfare assume people on welfare are lazy and intentionally having multiple children and not looking for jobs.

This is why I am always, always asking people if they’ve ever considered that maybe, JUST MAYBE, they don’t have the whole story about their cousin/neighbor/friend’s sister. Because people in privilege tend to ascribe their own circumstances to everyone, even when that’s the exact opposite of reality.

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botoxheart:

pleatedjeans:

Six seconds well spent.

It was. It was.

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riceboyrey:

arch-assbutt:

agnecaiwolf:

jesus-was-a-hindu:

LOL

I tried to scroll past. I really did.

well I didn’t want to scroll past it

I genuinely couldn’t scroll past this.

riceboyrey:

arch-assbutt:

agnecaiwolf:

jesus-was-a-hindu:

LOL

I tried to scroll past. I really did.

well I didn’t want to scroll past it

I genuinely couldn’t scroll past this.

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romy7:

Sex in Video Games [Ω]

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shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

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danisnotonifiire:

dnsimpala:

I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A GIF MAKING PROCESS OH MY GOD

sorry.

danisnotonifiire:

dnsimpala:

I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A GIF MAKING PROCESS OH MY GOD

sorry.

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And the Quaffle is taken immediately by Angelo Johnson of Gryffindor — what an excellent Chaser that boy is, and rather attractive, too —”
“JORDAN!”
“Sorry, Professor.”
The Weasley twins’ friend, Lee Jordan, was doing the commentary for the match, closely watched by Professor McGonagall.
“And he’s really belting along up there, a neat pass to Allen Spinnet, a good find of Olive Wood’s, last year only a reserve — back to Johnson and — no, the Slytherins have taken the Quaffle, Slytherin Captain Marian Flint gains the Quaffle and off she goes — Flint flying like an eagle up there — she’s going to sc— no, stopped by an excellent move by Gryffindor Keeper Wood and the Gryffindors take the Quaffle — that’s Chaser Kurt Bell of Gryffindor there, nice dive around Flint, off up the field and — OUCH — that must have hurt, hit in the back of the head by a Bludger — Quaffle taken by the Slytherins — that’s Adrianna Pucey speeding off toward the goal posts, but she’s blocked by a second Bludger — sent her way by Winny or Georgia Weasley, can’t tell which — nice play by the Gryffindor Beater, anyway, and Johnson back in possession of the Quaffle, a clear field ahead and off he goes — he’s really flying — dodges a speeding Bludger — the goal posts are ahead — come on, now, Angelo — Keeper Bletchley dives — misses — GRYFFINDORS SCORE!”
Gryffindor cheers filled the cold air, with howls and moans from the Slytherins.
— Harriet Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (Book 1 of The Gender-Swap Harry Potter Project)
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asktherenaissanceman:

coffeeandfish:

lampgod:

did-you-kno:

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Leo no, don’t release Valentino out into the wild. Leo no. You’re going to give people heart attacks. 

Che? I’m afraid I do not understand.


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gigglehappy:

asktherenaissanceman:

coffeeandfish:

lampgod:

did-you-kno:

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Leo no, don’t release Valentino out into the wild. Leo no. You’re going to give people heart attacks. 

Che? I’m afraid I do not understand.

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snow white of the art master world

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