trishagoddard:

theseyounglions:

dirtyprettything:

Reasons to be vegetarian.

Reasons to eat all the little fuckers so they don’t take over the world.

Reasons to eat a three year old

trishagoddard:

theseyounglions:

dirtyprettything:

Reasons to be vegetarian.

Reasons to eat all the little fuckers so they don’t take over the world.

Reasons to eat a three year old

(via sociallyawkwardstarshipranger)

my mom once told me there are 40 years old men out on the internet pretending to be 16 years old girls just to kidnap and rape me

she never told me about the 16 years old girls who wants to kidnap and rape 40 years old men

(via cannibal-loki)

petitetiaras:

Tarzan discovers the Hakuna Matata lifestyle. 

  • mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
  • me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
  • mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
  • me:
  • mom:
  • me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
  • me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
  • me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
  • mom:
  • me:
  • mom: this isn't normal
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

adriofthedead:

daswiener:

boysofbakerstreet:

deduction019:

areallybadblog:

betachan:

stridork:

64memories:

loudmotion:

a-separate-sky:

ineverdoggy:

glassesofwater:

jonnybuckland:

my mom came into my room and was all

hey I just downloaded Clocks by Coldplay, it sounds awesome

and this is what she downloaded…just listen to it

LOL. OH MY GOD.

im cyrin;g

THIS IS GOING ON MY IPOD RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD HHAHAHAHAHAH

I’m so… I’m so confused…

yES THIS IS PERFECT

WHAT JUST HAPPENED

This is not funny

this is actually pretty good

I could dance to this for real

THIS IS ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD QWHTA

Hehehehe.

DEAD

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAH.

wow this

is actually really good oh my god

(via ponywithafez)

ArtistColdplay
TitleClocks
AlbumA Rush Of Blood To The Head

incipient:

lovett91:

failstun:

tomhiddledong:

innercheeseburger:

tomhiddledong:

the mediocre gatsby

the decent wall of china 

the ok depression

alright britain

The mildly interesting barrier reef

somewhat fulfilled expectations. 

the plain ol’ unimpressive lakes

(via whoredtounderstand)

bonehatter:

doctordude:

this is the saddest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

If I seriously saw that I would sit somewhere else, watch and wait casually.
If no one ever came
If he was getting ready to leave, disheartened and alone
I would run over and sit down and shout
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY!”
Continue to talk to him and eat with him, get to know eachother, ect.
I honestly would. I’m not shy with strangers at all, and I love making people happy like that.

bonehatter:

doctordude:

this is the saddest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

If I seriously saw that I would sit somewhere else, watch and wait casually.

If no one ever came

If he was getting ready to leave, disheartened and alone

I would run over and sit down and shout

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY!”

Continue to talk to him and eat with him, get to know eachother, ect.

I honestly would. I’m not shy with strangers at all, and I love making people happy like that.

(via loving-my-fandoms)

wow the once-ler wOW

interrobang-ler:

why are you so cute

i don’t understand your face it’s just

oh my god how do you even exist how did they create something as adorable as you

did illumination entertainment have to sell their souls to make you this cute and endearing

did they

ok i quit i’m going to go cry and mail all of them thank you cards and brownies and cookies for what they’ve done 

i qUIT

(via once-ler-sexual-frustrations)

deawna:

do equalists go into benders’ ask boxes and send amon hate

(via assrancher)

illinois:

the year is 2012

sexy has disappeared once again

only one man can bring it back

(via thewhisperinmyear)

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

blithebereavement:

snuvv:

beiricordi:

askpervygreed-ler:

yoyo-ler:

I… I just had to reblog this. oh gosh…

oh NO

THIS SONG MAKES ME WANT TO CRY 

NOW ILL SING IT ALL DAY AT SCHOL TOMOROW FRICK U

Not gonna lie I was really hoping this would be the song.

cosmo tip #250

expertcosmotips:

invite his elementary school bully over for a sexy threesome

What the hell is instant? Nothing is instant. Instant rice takes five minutes, instant pudding an hour. I doubt that an instant of blinding pain feels particularly instantaneous. — John Green, Looking for Alaska (via vanished)

(via erosum)